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11:16pm 25/03/2005
 
mood: cold
music: Aus Rotten - Fuck Nazi Sympathy
Hey look im updating woohooo. This is how i spent the last month and a half, It went jail, drunk, jail, high, drunk and some more jail. It has been good times.		  
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12:01pm 31/01/2005
 
mood: blah
music: Blanks 77 - We are the Punks
(Latest run in with the law) So last night Riley wanted to hangout but she had left her purse at her friends house, but her friend was not home and she would not do anything without her pure (pss girls). So I used a screwdriver to open her friends front door (i felt so james bond esque, except he would have had some cool gadget). Then we went down to the Electric Castle (its like an arcade in a 19th century building...its weird) and we were hassling people so they threw us out cause there is no loitering....stupid laws. Then we went to multiple liquor stores until finally a guy let us buy boooze (only 3 months until the big 21). So we drank and drank and then drank some more. Just as we finished the bottle off a cop pulled up and was hassling us about public drunkenness and he pulled over and patted us down, when he did that he pulled out that screwdriver and he was like why do you have this and i was like is it against the law to have a screwdriver and he said he thought i was gonna use it to steal a car or something. Then he asked us about our I.D. and i said i didn't have mine and so did Riley so he got fed up with us and made us pour out the liquor and told us to go home....what a jerk off.		  
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11:10am 25/01/2005
 
mood: lethargic
music: Wasted Youth - Fuck Authority
So last night was awesome. I went down to the police station to pick up Phil (he's a degenerate like me). When I was at the police station there were these two women in there 50s ish, they both were wearing wedding dresses and they were telling me that they were waiting for a bus to take them to their wedding (even though they were handcuffed to a bench in the police station and they smelled like vodka.....weird). So when me and phil were headed back to his house he told me he met some skeezy punk girls who said they were looking to have fun, he said they would meet us at the square at 7:00 pm , he also told them we would pick them up in a bmw, i was like dammit. So later that night i had to steal my parents bmw cause neither of them were home (they don't like me driving it). So we drove down to the square and picked these girls up (there is only two seats in this car, so their logical seats were our laps). So we were driving back to his house down broadway and there were these black guys in a pink cadillac stopped at a light and we pulled up and they looked over and they were like "yeah man" and we all had a good laugh. So after we got drunk at Phil's house we came back here, it was awesome we were flying down the 26 going 120mph listening to operation ivy with girls in our laps and there was allot of fog. After that all I remember is parking the car at my parents house and passing out. Then i woke up at 5:00 am with my parents saying why are you on our couch and what is that pink stuff all over the crotch of your pants (I'm assuming lipstick).....embarrassing.... Then at 8:00 am Kisa called and was bitching me out for what she said was "getting with a ho" , phil's friend libby apparently told her about our escapades, I was like screw you bitch and hung up and she has called every 15 minutes since then......bleh.....		  
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11:08pm 16/01/2005
 
mood: exanimate
music: The Clorox Girls - Dont take your life
Well i learned something yesterday, when there is a ice storm don't propose the idea of spraying the bottom side of a mattress with cooking oil and riding it down the slop of a roof only to end up out on the street flying down a hill backwards into on-coming traffic and having the cops called (the ones that already know me all to well) on you. Thats just a friendly suggestion. My power went out because of said ice storm, so i missed the collapse of LJ. Oh and i went to the PDX Punch Out at the Meow Meow that was pretty awesome (The Clorox Girls are the best band in portland since The Triggers and The Exploding Hearts arent around anymore).		  
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12:38pm 10/01/2005
 
mood: quixotic
music: Pistol Grip - Fuck The P.M.R.C
Got out of jail again yesterday at noon (spending new years in jail sucks). I Went to a party a couple of hours later and got wasted and woke up at 5 o clock this morning. I just watched pi, thats such an awesome movie.		  
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06:44pm 26/11/2004
 
mood: blah
music: Dayglo Abortions - I'm my own god
I hate thanksgiving. My sister came up from eugene and bitched at me about stuff the whole night. I had to go to a family party with my parents, sister, aunts, uncles and cousins (i have like 40 cousins just on my moms side). It was lame. Blah.		  
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